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1 Sipahi ko Shart lagany ka bohat Shoq tha,

Aur Wo Haarta bhi nahi tha..


S.H.O ny Usay bulaya aur Shart lagany se mana kiya,,


Sipahi : Sir, Akhri Shart aur wo bhi Aap se..

"Aap ki Tang pe Zakham ka Nishan hai".


S.H.O : Me Shart lagata hun k nahi hai..

Sipahi : To Phir Dikhao??

S.H.O : Theek hai..


5000 ki Shart lag gai..


S.H.O ny Pent utari to Zakham ka koi nishan nahi tha..

Sipahi ny 5000/- S.H.O ko diye aur kaha :

"Me Haar Gaya"..

S.H.O Bara Khush Huwa k Shart jeet gaya..


Darwaza Khula, Sary Staff ny andar aa ker kaha :

Sir, Ye kiya Ker diya aap ny??

SHO : Q Tum Khush nahi ho? Aaj to me ny isy Shart me Hara diya..


Staff :

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.

Sir Is Kameeny ny Hum se 10,000 ki Shart lagai thi k Wo

Aap ki Pant Utar ker Dikha Sakta hai...;-0


S.H.O Ye Sun ker Behosh ho Gaya...;-p



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