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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Letter
    1 Ghari (Watch Man) walay ny Apni Girlfriend ko

    Is Tarha Letter Likha..


    Me Ny Hamesha 13:07 diya hai,

    Tum bhi Mera 07:02

    Hum 02:09 ko

    Hamesha 01:07 Rehna hai

    Is Liye Mujhy Chorny ki Ghalti 02:12 Mat Kerna


    Dekh Yaar Ghari walay ka Dimagh...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • DOVE Aur Thappar
    Hum ny Ek Taraf DOVE lagaya aur

    Dusri taraf Ammi ny THAPPAR lagaya...


    Aur aap Yaqeen karen k,,,

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    ,
    ,

    Thappar Wali Side Ziyada GLOW ker rahi thi...;-p :-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ticket
    Conductor : Bachy ka Ticket lagy ga..


    Lady : Abhi to ye Nipple choosta hai..


    Conductor : Nipple to us ka Baap bhi choosta hai,

    To kiya Wo bhi Free me jaye ga...;-0 :-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Diya
    *A Sad Story*


    Ek Shayar ki Shadi hui,,

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    ,
    ,

    Agly din subha dekha to Us ki Bivi Mar chki thi,

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    ,
    Police ny poocha : Kiya huwa tha Raat ko??


    Shayar ny Kaha :

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    .
    .

    Jab tak Diya jal raha tha

    Kaam sahi chal raha tha..

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    Wah wah

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    Jab tak Diya jal raha tha

    Kaam sahi chal raha tha..

    Magar


    Jesy hi Diya Bijh gaya,,

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    ,
    ,

    Na jany Kahan Ghus gaya...;-0 :-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Perfume
    *HAPPY PERFUME DAY*


    (,")
    _/\\
    '''''))--- Poooon
    _//

    Dheemi Si Khushboo jo Deewana Bana De...;-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Ungli
    Agar koi Bacha her waqt Naak me Ungli daly rakhta hai

    to

    Usay bina Lastic ki Chaddi pehna den,,

    Wo apny dono Hathon se Apni Chaddi sambhalny ki

    Wajha se Naak me Ungli dena bhool jaye ga....;-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Zulm
    ARZ KIYA HAI...


    Jis Hospital me Hum Doctor hen,,

    Meri Bivi wahan ki Nurse hai..


    Kiya Ajeeb Zulm sehna parta hai,,

    Apni hi Bivi ko Sister kehna parta hai..:-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Na 3G Na 4G
    Kuch nahi Chahiye Hamen Is Duniya me..

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    Na 3G Na 4G


    Bas Wo Chahiye jo bolay,,

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    ,
    ,

    Suniye G..;-)

    Uthiye G..;-p

    Zara Idhar Ana G..;-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Raasta
    Boy : Mummy me aap ki Shadi k Baad Q huwa, Pehly Q nahi??


    Mummy : Beta Tumhen Bahar aany ka Raasta nahi

    maloom tha,

    Tumhary Papa ny Khod khod ker Raasta banaya hai...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Duniya Ki 4 Heran-kun Haqiqaten
    Duniya Ki 4 Heran-kun Haqiqaten..


    Haqiqat 1:

    Aap Apni Saans rok ker Apni Eyes ko Close nahi ker sakty.


    Haqiqat 2:

    Pehli Haqiqat parhny k baad tamaam Bewaqoof

    Ye kerny ki Koshish karen gy.:-p


    Haqiqat 3:

    Ab Aap Hans rahy hen Q K Aap

    Bewaqoof ban gaye hen..:-(


    Haqiqat 4:

    Ab Aap Apny Doston ko bhi

    Bewaqoof banaaen gy....:-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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