Totla
Police Waly ny Rikshaw Driver se Pucha k
Larkiyon ko le ker Kahan Ja rahy ho??
Driver Totla tha, Kehny laga :
"1 ko college me chod-dun ga,
1 ko Ghar chod-dun ga,
1 ko Hostel me chod-dun ga.."
Larkiyan Chilla ker Bolin : Ye Kiya Bakwas hai..?
Driver Bola :
Chup Raho, Warna Sab ko
Yahin chod- dun ga....;-p
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