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Police Waly ny Rikshaw Driver se Pucha k

Larkiyon ko le ker Kahan Ja rahy ho??


Driver Totla tha, Kehny laga :

"1 ko college me chod-dun ga,

1 ko Ghar chod-dun ga,

1 ko Hostel me chod-dun ga.."


Larkiyan Chilla ker Bolin : Ye Kiya Bakwas hai..?


Driver Bola :

Chup Raho, Warna Sab ko

Yahin chod- dun ga....;-p



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