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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Raat
    Teacher : Wo kon si Raat thi jo na hoti to

    Pakistan Khush-haal hota?


    Student : Zardari ki Maa ki Shaag Raat...:-o


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Marks
    Father : Itny kam marks? 2 thappar lagany chahiyen.


    Beta : Haan Papa!

    Me ny to master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai,

    saath chalen gy....:-):-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Character
    Teacher : Agar apna character acha kerna hai to

    apni her teacher ko Maa samjho.


    Student : Lekin Miss! Iss tarha to Hamary Abbu ka

    character kharab ho jaye ga...:-p:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor
    Teacher : Doctor our Allah ko kabhi naraz mat karna.

    Student : Why?

    Teacher : Q K jab Allah naraz hota hai, to wo

    Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai

    Our

    jab Doctor naraz hota hai,

    to wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai....:-(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Intelligent Reply
    Teacher : Tum ek Nalaiq Bachy ho, Tumhari

    umar me Bill Gates hamesha class me first ata tha.


    Pappu Jal Ker : Magar Teacher! Aap ki umar me


    Hitler Khudkushi ker chuka tha.


    Teacher Shoked

    Pappu Rocked ....:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Waqt
    2 Engineer students Raat ko Parhty huwe:


    1st : Kitny Bajy hen??

    2nd ny ek Patthar utha ker Samny k Ghar per mara.


    1 Aurat nikli aur Boli :


    Kamino! Ab to So Jao, Raat k 3 bajy hen......:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Confidence
    LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE

    Ek din bohat se teachers ko ek Jahaz me bithaya gaya.

    Jab sab Jahaz me beth gaye to un ko bataya gaya k

    ye Jahaz aap k students ny banaya hai.

    Ye sun ker sab bhag ker Jahaz se nikal gaye,

    Siwaye ek k

    jo bohat Pursukoon betha tha.


    Is per un Sahab se wajha poochi gai to

    Unhon ny jawab diya k

    Agar ye Jahaz waqai mere students ny banaya hai to

    phir

    mujhy Yaqeen hai k

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    Ye Start Hi Nahi Ho Ga.......:-p

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    _//_ Geo Ustad Ji..!!


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Learn To Attention
    1st Year Students Of MBBS Were Attending Their

    1st Anatomy Class.

    They All Gathered Around The Surgery Table

    With A Real Dead Dog.

    The Professor, Put His Fnger In Dogs Mouth

    & Tasted It In His Own Mouth.

    Then He Said Them To Do The Same.

    The Students Hesitated 4 Several Minutes.

    But Eventually Everyone Inserted Their Fingers

    In Dogs Mouth & Tasted It.

    When Everyone Finished,

    The Prof. Looked At Them & Said:

    The Most Important Quality Is Observation.

    I Inserted My Middle Finger But Tasted The Index Finger.

    Now Learn To Pay Attention.....:-(..:-o


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Jawani Burhapa
    Teacher : JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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    Student : JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai,

    Aur


    BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke....:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Future Tense
    Teacher : Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"


    Student : The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"...:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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