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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Wada Kero
    Teacher : Bacho Wada kero, Kabhi Girls ki taraf nahi dekho gy

    Bachay : Nahi dekhen gy

    Teacher : Girls ka Picha nahi kero gy

    Bachay : Nahi Keren gy

    Teacher : Girls se Love nahi kero gy

    Bachay : Nahi keren gy

    Teacher : Aur Watan per Zindagi Qurban kero gy

    Bachay : Ker den gy, Aisi Zindagi se Mar Jana hi Behtar Hai...:-) :-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • English Winglish
    Teacher : Me Teri Jaan Nikal ungi, Is ki English kiya ho gi??

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    Student : English ki Aisi ki Tesi,

    Moti tu Mujhy Hath to Laga k Dikha...:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Home Work
    Miss : Home work Q nahi kiya??
    Student : Miss light nahi thi.


    Miss : Candle jala lete?
    Student : Machis nahi thi.

    Miss : New Machis le aty?
    Student : Shop band thi.

    Miss : Paros se le lete?
    Student : Unki Masjid me rakhi thi.

    Miss : To wahan se le aty?
    Student : Wuzu nahi tha.

    Miss : Wuzu Q nahi tha?
    Student : Pani nahi tha.

    Miss : Uff, Pani Q nahi tha?
    Student : Motor nahi Chal rahi thi.

    Miss : Ullu k Pathay, Motor Q nahi chal rahi thi?
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    Student : Pagal ki Bachi, Shuru me bataya to tha k

    Light nahi thi...:-p :-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mehanti Aur Naik
    Ek School ki emarat ko Aag lag gai,

    School k Sab Bachay door Khary Hans rahy thy k

    Chalo ab school nahi aana pary ga Lekin

    Ek Bacha Udaas khara tha,

    Ustaad Us k paas gaya aur kaha :

    "Beta Tum naik aur mehanti student lagty ho, Batao Q udaas ho"??

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    Bacha Roty Huwe :

    "Sir School to Jal gaya per

    Aap to Zinda ho na".....:-0 :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Feelings
    Paper deny k Baad Sari Girls ki Feelings Ye Hoti hen..

    1- Kitna Lamba tha na...

    2- Kash Thora Time aur mil jata..

    3- Toba, pehly kitna Dar lag raha tha,,

    Phir to pata hi nahi Chal kab ho gaya..

    4- Uff, 3 Ghanty tak to Meri saans hi band ho gai thi..


    GEO BOARD Walo...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Amrood
    Ek Student Class me bohat Uchal raha tha..

    Teacher : Aap k Papa Aap ko Amrood bohat Khilaty hen??

    Student : G haan! Lekin Aap ko kese pata??

    Teacher : Aap k Andar k Keeray se...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Roshan
    Teacher : Beta batao, Chand Roshan Q hai??

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    Student : QK Wo Abhi tak

    KESC ki Pohanch se Door hai....:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shak
    Miss : Aaj Tum Late Q aye ho?

    School 8 Bajy Shuru hota hai Phir Dair Q ki??


    Bacha : O Meri Jaan, Meri Itni Fikar mat kiya kero,

    Dost Shak kerty hen...;-0 :-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Note
    Sir : Quaid e Azam per Note likhen..


    Student : Sir, Quaid e Azam to khud Note per hen...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Purpose
    Teacher: Btao tum larki ko kaise purpose karoge?

    Boy: Mein usy kashti me bitha k
    samunder ke beech le jaa kar kahun ga!
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    I Love You Bol De
    Ni Ty Meri kashti se Utar


  By: Arshad Soomro   Send To Mobile
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