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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Wada Kero
Teacher : Bacho Wada kero, Kabhi Girls ki taraf nahi dekho gy
Bachay : Nahi dekhen gy
Teacher : Girls ka Picha nahi kero gy
Bachay : Nahi Keren gy
Teacher : Girls se Love nahi kero gy
Bachay : Nahi keren gy
Teacher : Aur Watan per Zindagi Qurban kero gy
Bachay : Ker den gy, Aisi Zindagi se Mar Jana hi Behtar Hai...:-) :-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Home Work
Miss : Home work Q nahi kiya??
Student : Miss light nahi thi.
Miss : Candle jala lete?
Student : Machis nahi thi.
Miss : New Machis le aty?
Student : Shop band thi.
Miss : Paros se le lete?
Student : Unki Masjid me rakhi thi.
Miss : To wahan se le aty?
Student : Wuzu nahi tha.
Miss : Wuzu Q nahi tha?
Student : Pani nahi tha.
Miss : Uff, Pani Q nahi tha?
Student : Motor nahi Chal rahi thi.
Miss : Ullu k Pathay, Motor Q nahi chal rahi thi?
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Student : Pagal ki Bachi, Shuru me bataya to tha k
Light nahi thi...:-p :-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Mehanti Aur Naik
Ek School ki emarat ko Aag lag gai,
School k Sab Bachay door Khary Hans rahy thy k
Chalo ab school nahi aana pary ga Lekin
Ek Bacha Udaas khara tha,
Ustaad Us k paas gaya aur kaha :
"Beta Tum naik aur mehanti student lagty ho, Batao Q udaas ho"??
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Bacha Roty Huwe :
"Sir School to Jal gaya per
Aap to Zinda ho na".....:-0 :-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Feelings
Paper deny k Baad Sari Girls ki Feelings Ye Hoti hen..
1- Kitna Lamba tha na...
2- Kash Thora Time aur mil jata..
3- Toba, pehly kitna Dar lag raha tha,,
Phir to pata hi nahi Chal kab ho gaya..
4- Uff, 3 Ghanty tak to Meri saans hi band ho gai thi..
GEO BOARD Walo...:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Amrood
Ek Student Class me bohat Uchal raha tha..
Teacher : Aap k Papa Aap ko Amrood bohat Khilaty hen??
Student : G haan! Lekin Aap ko kese pata??
Teacher : Aap k Andar k Keeray se...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Shak
Miss : Aaj Tum Late Q aye ho?
School 8 Bajy Shuru hota hai Phir Dair Q ki??
Bacha : O Meri Jaan, Meri Itni Fikar mat kiya kero,
Dost Shak kerty hen...;-0 :-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Purpose
Teacher: Btao tum larki ko kaise purpose karoge?
Boy: Mein usy kashti me bitha k
samunder ke beech le jaa kar kahun ga!
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I Love You Bol De
Ni Ty Meri kashti se Utar
By:
Arshad Soomro
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