Intelligent Reply
Teacher : Tum ek Nalaiq Bachy ho, Tumhari
umar me Bill Gates hamesha class me first ata tha.
Pappu Jal Ker : Magar Teacher! Aap ki umar me
Hitler Khudkushi ker chuka tha.
Teacher Shoked
Pappu Rocked ....:-p
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