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Practical
Nafsiyat ka Practical:
Professor ny 1 larky k liye 1 taraf cake aur
1 taraf larki rakhi,
Larka foran cake ki taraf lapka.
Dusri baar cake badal k roti rakhi to
larka roti ki taraf lapka.
Yun baar baar food item badalny per
larka her baar khany ki taraf bhaga..
Professor : Bas sabit huwa k bhook hi
sab se bari taqat hai...
Last row se ek student bola :
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, ek baar
larki bhi badal k dekh lete"....:-p :-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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Chota
Teacher to Child : Tumhary Ghar me sab se chota kon hai?
Child : Hamari Nokrani.
Teacher : Wo kiyun?
Child : Unki shalwar aaj bhi Papa hi utarty hen...:-0
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Insaan
Teacher: Insaan woh hai jo
dusron ke kaam aaye
Student: Lekin exam ke waqt na to
aap khud insan banti hain aur,
Na dusron ko insaan banne deti hain.....:-p:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Larkiyan
Teacher : Beta batao k larkiyan
kiya nahi pehan saktin??
Student ny bohat sochny k baad jawab diya :
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Sir! "SAATHI"....:-o
Teacher Shoked
Student Rocked
By:
Maha Abro
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Soch
Teacher Asked Pappu : Agar ek shaakh per
5 parinday bethy hon aur tum ek ko maar do to
kitny baaqi bachen gy??
Pappu : Koi nahi, sab urr jayen gy.
Teacher : Jawab hai 4, lekin tumhari soch mujhy pasand aai.
Pappu : Madam mera bhi ek sawal hai,
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi hen,
1 chaat ker, 1 kaat ker aur 1 choos ker,
to kon si shadi shuda hai?
Teacher (sharmaty huye) : Jo choos rahi hai.
Pappu : Nahi, jis k haath me shadi ki angoothi hai,
lekin aap ki soch mujhy pasand aai...:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Ek Kafir Teacher Class K Bachon Se
Ek Kafir teacher class k bachon se : Bachon aap ko
me nazar araha hun?
Bachay : G Haan.
Teacher : Me aap k samny khara hun is liye aap ko
nazar araha hun. Kiya aap ko Allah nazar araha hai?/
Bachay : Nahi.
Teacher : Hota to nazar ata.
Un me se ek Musalman bachay ko Ghussa aya aur us ny
kaha : Bachon aap ko Ustaad sahab ki Aqal nazar arahi hai??
Bachay : Nahi.
Musalman bachay ny kaha : Hoti to nazar aati.
By:
Naghma Khan
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Introduction
Teacher ; What is ur name?
Student : Long Life.
Teacher : What?
Student : Umer Daraz.
Teacher : What is ur father's name?
Student : God Give.
Teacher : What?
Student : Allah Ditta.
Teacher : What is ur mother's name?
Student : Respect Women.
Teacher : What?
Student : Izzat Bibi.
Teacher : Ghusse se, What is ur city name?
Student : Green Pur Thousand.
Teacher : What?
Student : Hari Pur Hazara.
Teacher : Five Fingers on ur Face.
Student : What?
Teacher : Lakh Di Lanat tere Introduction Te....:-o;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Mulaqat
Science Teacher : Bacho! Zinda rehny k liye
kiya zaruri hai??
Student : Itna bhi nahi pata Miss,
Zinda rehny k liye Teri Qasam
Ik Mulaqat Zaruri Hai Sanam...:-):-p
Teacher Shocked
Student Rocked
By:
Rabia Naz
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