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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

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  • Result
    Exams are like Girl friends..

    Too many questions,,

    Difficult to understand...

    More explanation is needed,,,,

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    Result is always fail....:-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Newton's First Law of Poondi
    Newton's First Law of Poondi!


    Every poonder continues to do poondi unless

    or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of

    9.8m/s hit upon his Head by a lovely Girl..


    The Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is directly proportional

    to Sharmindagi...

    But beghairti remains constant...:-):-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher to pathan
    Teacher : Jo mere sawal ka jawab de ga wo

    ghar ja sakta hai.


    Pathan ny foran apna bag khirki se bahar phenk diya.


    Teacher : Ye bag kis ny phenka hai???


    Pathan : Me ny....Yahooo...Chutttiiii.

    Teacher Shocked

    Pathan Rocked....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher to Student
    Teacher to Student : Tum ne home-work kion nahi kiya?
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    Student : Sir me hostel mai rehta hun...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • USTAAD to his Student
    USTAAD Her Roz Student Se:

    Kaka Teri Umar Vich Quaid e Azam Ne Matric Kr Li C.

    Student Tang Aa K:

    Sir! Tuwadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V Char Gya C...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher to Student
    Teacher to Student : Home work q nahi kiya..?

    Student : Sir, light nahi thi.

    Teacher : Tou mombatti jala leta .

    Student : Sir, Maachis nahi thi.

    Teacher : Q..?

    Student : Puja ghar me rakhi thi.

    Teacher : Tou le ata..?

    Student : Nahaya nahi tha sir.

    Teacher : Nahaya q nahi tha..?

    Student : Paani nahi tha sir.

    Teacher : Aray paani q nahi tha?

    Student : Sir, Motor nahi chal rahi thi.

    Teacher : Huh, huh, Ab motor ko kiya hua?

    Student : Sir kitni baar bolun k light nahi thi...:-p:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • MICROSOFT EXCEL
    A kid in computer exam : What is MICROSOFT EXCEL?

    Kid wrote : It is a new branch of SURF EXCEL, to

    clean the Computer....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • ABCD se shuru hony wala
    Miss : ABCD se shuru hony wala jumla banao..?

    Pappu : Ji Miss mujhy sharam arahi hai.

    Miss : Sharmao nahi, bas bol do..


    Pappu : OK Miss!

    "Aik Baar Chummi Dogi...:-)"


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • BRITANNIA TIGER BISCUIT
    Teacher : Beta bataao, BRITANNIA TIGER BISCUIT per

    jo green Dot hai, us ka matlab kiya hai..?


    Student :

    Us ka matlab hai k

    TIGER ONLINE HAI.......:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher vs Student
    Teacher : What is ur name?

    Student : Long life.

    Teacher : What?

    Student : Umer Daraz.


    Teacher : What is ur father's name?

    Student : God give.

    Teacher : What?

    Student : Allah Ditta.



    Teacher : What is ur mother's name?

    Student : Respect Women.

    Teacher : What?

    Student : Izzat Bibi.


    Teacher : Ghusse se

    What is ur city name?

    Student : Green Pur Thousand.

    Teacher : What?

    Student : Hari Pur Hazara.


    Teacher : Five fingers on your face.

    Student : What?

    Teacher : Lakh di Lanat tere

    Introduction te...:-(


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
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