Learn To Attention
1st Year Students Of MBBS Were Attending Their
1st Anatomy Class.
They All Gathered Around The Surgery Table
With A Real Dead Dog.
The Professor, Put His Fnger In Dogs Mouth
& Tasted It In His Own Mouth.
Then He Said Them To Do The Same.
The Students Hesitated 4 Several Minutes.
But Eventually Everyone Inserted Their Fingers
In Dogs Mouth & Tasted It.
When Everyone Finished,
The Prof. Looked At Them & Said:
The Most Important Quality Is Observation.
I Inserted My Middle Finger But Tasted The Index Finger.
Now Learn To Pay Attention.....:-(..:-o
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