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Learn To Attention



1st Year Students Of MBBS Were Attending Their

1st Anatomy Class.

They All Gathered Around The Surgery Table

With A Real Dead Dog.

The Professor, Put His Fnger In Dogs Mouth

& Tasted It In His Own Mouth.

Then He Said Them To Do The Same.

The Students Hesitated 4 Several Minutes.

But Eventually Everyone Inserted Their Fingers

In Dogs Mouth & Tasted It.

When Everyone Finished,

The Prof. Looked At Them & Said:

The Most Important Quality Is Observation.

I Inserted My Middle Finger But Tasted The Index Finger.

Now Learn To Pay Attention.....:-(..:-o



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