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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Apni her teacher ko Maa samjho
    Teacher : Ager apna character acha kerna hai

    to apni her teacher ko Maa samjho..

    Student :

    Lekin Miss is se to hamaray Abbu ka

    Character kharab ho jaye ga.....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Innocent Love
    Innocent Love:

    Nursery class me 1 bachay ne apny dono

    hath se kaan band ker liye

    QK 1 cute little girl speech ker rahi thi
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    Us k friend ne poocha k tum ne

    apny kaan Q band ker liye hen?


    He Replied : "Alle wo meli galfend hy,

    Aur wo ispich shuru kalty hi kahe gi,

    "My deal brothels n sistels"

    To fil mela to mashla ho jaye ga na...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ager aap ka dost aur aap ki Lover
    Teacher : Ager aap ka dost aur aap ki Lover

    Doob rahy hon to aap kis ko bachao gy?

    Student : Doob jany do saalon ko,

    Aakhir wo ek sath ker kia rahy thy...!!

    POINT TO BE NOTED


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Maa Aur Paisy
    Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du

    Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?

    Sara: 1 b nhe

    Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?

    Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj tum late Q aaye
    Miss : Aaj tum late Q aaye? School 8 bajay

    shuroo hota hai phir dair Q ki..?
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    Bacha : Meri jaan itni fiker mat kia karo meri,

    Merey dost Shak kerty hen mujh pe....:-)

    Good Morning


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • MATHS
    What is MATHS....?



    M-Mental
    A-Attack
    T-To
    H-Healthy
    S-Students.....


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • In the examination hall
    4 things boys do in the examination hall
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    1. Counting the girls

    2. Counting the fans and tubelights

    3. Reading the brand name of their pen and

    4. Thinking "UFF" kya likhun...!!!


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Aurton ka kaam
    Teacher : Kon sa department hy jis me Aurat nokri

    nahi ker sakti..?



    Student ; Fire Brigade..

    Teacher : Why..?



    Student : Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai,

    Bujhana nahi....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Us ne khudkushi ker li
    Teacher : Us ne khudkushi ker li,

    Usey khudkushi kerni peri,

    Farq kia hai...?



    Student : Pehley wala Berozgar tha,

    Dusra wala Shadi shuda tha......:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Typical engineering question
    Typical engineering question...whats the solution for 2+2????
    a)4
    b)four
    c)iv
    d)4.0

    now every 1 knows y engineering is horrible!!!!





    solution :-




    " adding two integers result only an integer"


    so solution is " 4 "..............

    engn is the game of childern...............


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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