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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Kisi aisi jaga ka naam batao
    Teacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka naam batao,

    Jahan bohat saray log hon magar aap phir bhi

    khud ko akele feel kerty hon?


    Student :
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    Examination Hall....:-(


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tumharay ghar me
    Teacher: Tumharay ghar me sab se chota kon hai?

    Student : Abbu.

    Teacher : Wo kese?

    Student : Wo Abhi tak Ammi k saath Sotay hen...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Haathi
    Ustaad : Konsa Parinda sab se taiz urta hai?

    Boy : Haathi.

    Ustaad : Nalaiq, Tumhara Baap kia kerta hai?

    Boy : MQM ka sector incharge hai.

    Ustaad : Shabaash! Haathi hi sab se taiz

    urta hai, Kal bhi hamari deewar pe

    3 bethy thy aa k.....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Love Letter
    Bara mushkil hai School ki Miss se Piyar kerna

    FARAZ!

    Love Letter bheja tha,

    Signature ker k 3 ghaltiyan nikaal ker,

    Wapas ker Diya.....:-(

    O'Trei


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • UPS
    Teacher : Tumharay Abbu kia kaam kerty hen?

    Student : UPS Company k maalik hen.

    Teacher : Nice,

    Acha ye UPS ka kiya matlab hai?

    Student ; Usman Pakora Shop...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pehlay hum Butt thay
    Teacher : Tumhari zaat kia hai..?

    Student : Pehlay hum Butt thay,
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    Phir Jatt huway,
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    Phir Rana ho gaye,
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    Ab hain Darzi,
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    Aagay Ammi ki marzi...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Instead of Apple
    Physics would have been much easier...

    if...

    if...

    if...

    "Tree" had fallen on Newton's head instead

    of Apple...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Political Science
    Ek larka ek larki ko University cafeteria

    me akely betha dekh ker larki ki table per gaya

    or kaha :

    "Kia me aap k saath beth sakta hun..?"

    Larki chillai : Nahi me aap k saath

    date per nahi ja sakti..

    Larka sharminda ho gaya.

    Kuch der k baad larki us k paas

    gai or maafi mangi or kaha :

    "Me nafsiyaat ki student hun or parh

    rahi hun k log sherminda ho k kia

    mehsoos krty hen.."

    Larka chillaya : Whattttt???

    10 hazar ek date k bohat ziyada hen,

    kuch kam karo yaar..!!

    Sab log lari ko dekh ker hansny lagay.

    Or phir larka aahista se bola :

    "Ab mehsoos ker saali,

    I'M the student of Political Science.."


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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