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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Zero
    Teacher : Zero me 2 daalen to kiya hota hai??


    Girl : Miss ye to aap ka hi hosla hai,

    Hamari Zero me to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati hai....;-p


  By: ismail   Send To Mobile
  • I Love you
    Teacher: Btao tum larki ko kaise purpose karoge?

    Boy: Mein usy kashti me bitha k
    samunder ke beech le jaa kar kahun ga!
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    I Love You Bol De
    Ni Ty Meri kashti te Utar


  By: Arshad Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Love Ho Gaya
    Teacher : LOVE kese hota hai??


    Student : "L" ko khara ker k "O" ko Dabaein,

    phir "V" me Ghusa den,

    Jab "E" ki awaz nikle to

    Samjho LOVE ho gaya...;-p


    Teacher Shocked

    Student Rocked..!


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Formula
    Teacher : Paani ka Formula bataao??


    Pathan ; H2MgCl+NaCl+HNO3


    Teacher : Stupid! Ye kiya hai??


    Pathan : Ye BORING KA pAANI HAI...;-0 ;-P


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Achanak
    Library me bohat khamoshi thi k achanak

    ek Larky ny Zor ka Paad mar diya..


    Teacher : Ye kiya tha...??

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    Student : Khaamoshi ka BOYCOTT....:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Washroom
    KG Boy : Miss may I go to Washroom?

    Miss : Nahi Pehly A to Z sunaao, phir jana..


    Boy : ABCDEFGHIJKLMN--QRS-UVWX-Z


    Miss : P,O,T,Y Kahan Gai???

    Boy : Miss ye rahi

    Zameen per...:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Science Ki Waja Se
    Sir Student se : Larkiyan dopatta q pehanti hen??


    Boy ; Science ki waja se.


    sir : Wo kese??


    Boy ; Q K Science bhi maanti hai k

    Khany Peeny ki cheezon ko Dhaanp ker rakhna chahiye...:-O :-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Bird Flu
    Teacher Pathan se : Kal school Q nahi aye thy?

    Pathan : Mujhy Bird Flu tha.

    Teacher Herani se : Ye to Parindon ko hota hai.

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    Pathan : To aap mujhy Insan samajhta hi kab hai,

    Rozana kisi na kisi baat per Murgha bana deta hai...:-) :-0


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Zero
    Teacher : Zero me 2 daalen to kiya hota hai??


    Girl : Miss ye to aap ka hi hosla hai,

    Hamari Zero me to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati hai....;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jawani vs Burhapa
    Teacher : Jawani aur Burhapay me Farq batao??


    Student : Jawani me Mobile me

    HASEENO k numbers hote hen,


    Aur


    Burhapay me

    HAKEEMO k...;-p :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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