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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Samandar Me Aam Ka Darakht
    Teacher : Samandar me Aam ka Darakht ho to Tum Kese Aam Toro gy??

    Student : Fish Ban Ker..

    Teacher : Insan ko Fish Tumhara Baap Banaye ga??

    Student : To Samandar me Darakht Teri Maa Lagaye gi??

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    _//_
    Student Se Panga...:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • What Is Brain
    Teacher : Define Brain?


    Student : Brain is Like the Bermuda Triangle,

    Information goes in,

    and then,

    Its Never Found Again..:-D :-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Baray Ho ker Kiya Bano Gi
    Teacher ny Larki se Poocha ; Tum Bari ho ker kiya kerna chahti ho??

    Larki : Me Bari ho ker Maa banna chahti hun.


    Teacher yehi Sawal paas bethy Larky se kerti hai..?


    Larka : Me Maa banny me Iski Madad kerna Chahta hun...;-0 :-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tense
    English Teacher : Batao ye konsa Tense hai?

    "Me Naach raha hun, Tum naach rahy ho, Wo naach rahy hen, Hum sab naach rahy hen"..

    Student : Sir ye

    .

    "Mujra Continuous Tense" hai....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Hathi
    Teacher : Konsa Parinda sab se Tez Urta hai??

    Student : Hathi.

    Teacher : Nalaik, Tera Baap kiya kerta hai? Kal Usay School me le ker ana.

    Student : Sir Wo Taliban Commander hai.

    .

    Teacher Derty huwe : Shabash Beta, Hathi hi sab se Tez Urta hai,

    Kal Hamari Deewar per bhi 3 bethy huwe thy..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Interest
    Madam : Lecture kesa hona chahiye??

    Student : Aap Ki KAMEEZ Jesa.

    Madam : What??

    ?

    Student :

    I Mean k Zaruri Cheezen Cover ho jayen Aur Sab ka Interest bhi rahy...;-p :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • So Sweet
    One Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se : Me Aap ko Kesa Lagta hun??

    Miss : So Sweet.

    Bacha : To phir Me Apny Ammi Abbu ko Aap k Ghar kab Bhejun??

    Miss : Wo Q??

    Bacha : Ta k Wo Hamari Baat agay Chalaen.

    Miss : Ye Kiya Bakwas hai??

    .

    Bacha :

    Tution Parhany k liye.

    Miss Aap bhi na Qasam se Cable dekh dekh ker Kharab ho gai hen..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aisa Kon
    Teacher : Murgi Egg deti hai, Aur Cow Milk deti hai,

    Aisa Kon hai jo Dono Deta hai..??

    ?

    ?

    ?

    Student : Shopkeeper...;-p :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Exam
    Nursery k Student ny Exam Sheet per SUSU ker Diya..

    Teacher : Gadhay ye kiya kiya??


    Student : Miss, Aap ny hi to kaha tha k

    Pehy Jo Araha hai Wo hi Kero...;-0 :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kamzor
    Teacher To Student's Father :

    Aap ka Bacha Hisab me Kamzor hai..

    "Me ny Kal is se Poocha k Me 3 Anday Hassan ko 4 Anday Akram ko
    Aur 5 Anday Tumhen dun to Batao Me ny Total Kitny Anday diye"??

    Aap k Bachay ny Jawab deny k bajaye Sharmaty huwe kaha :

    "Nahi Sir, Aap anday nahi de Sakty"...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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