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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Haathi
    Teacher : Kon sa parinda sab se tez urta hai..?


    Boy : Haathi.


    Teacher : Nalaiq! kal apny papa ko le ker ana,

    tumharay papa kiya kerty hen?


    Boy : Sir MQM me sector incharge hen.


    Teacher : Shabash! Haathi hi sab se tez urta hai,

    kal bhi hamari deevar pe 3 haathi aa k bethay thy...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Miss Gandhi Ji k sar per
    Pappu : Miss Gandhi Ji k sar per baal q nahi thy?


    Miss : Ye Aqalmand logon ki nishani hoti hai.


    Pappu : Tab hi larkiyon k itny lambay baal hoty hen....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Chutti
    School ke peeche nadi mein
    Head Master doob raha tha

    Ek studdnt ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate hua bhaga...
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    "OYE KAL CHUTI hyyy''


  By: Mudassir Anwar   Send To Mobile
  • Shaadi
    Teacher>One, ,,,1
    Students>One,,, 1
    Student to another student>aj miss ko kisi tara baher bhejdaty han.
    Student>excuz me miss
    Miss>bolo kya huwa hy
    Student>Miss ma apko batana hi bhuul giya ky apke husband ny apko
    nazer shop ky pass apko bulaya hy
    Miss>Kaminy jhot q bolty ho meri to shaadi hi ni huwe hy.


  By: Ali Rajwa   Send To Mobile
  • Past present aur future tense ki misaal
    Miss : Bacho past, present aur future tense ki koi misaal den?

    Jese k,...

    Main khubsurat thi,

    khubsurat hun,

    khubsurat rahun gi..


    Bacha : Aap ko wehem tha,

    Wehem hai,

    Aur wehem rahy ga...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Love letter
    Bara mushkil hai kisi "Teacher" se piyar kerna

    "Dost"

    Love letter bheja tha,

    Signature ker k 3 ghaltiyan nikal din.


    (,")
    <))> Dekh Yaar
    _//_
    home work thori tha...;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Shoher kahan hai
    Teacher : Batao kin Aurton ko 100% sahi

    pata hota hai k is waqt un ka shoher kahan hai?

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    Student : Bewa Aurton ko...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek exam me question tha
    Ek exam me question tha k

    "Challenge kis ko kehty hen?"
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    Sardar ny poora paper khali chhor kr, last

    page per likha :

    "Apny Baap ki Aulad hai to Pass ker k Dikha...:-p"


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • A.B.C
    Teacher : A.B.C sunao.

    Pathan : A.B.C

    Teacher : Aur sunao?

    Pathan : Aur Allah ka shuker hai, Aap sunao..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 College me result ka din
    1 College me result ka din tha,

    1 Dost doosry se : "Yaar! Mery Abbu mery saath khary hen,

    Tu ja or jaldi se mera Result dekh ker aa.

    Agar me 1 paper me fail huwa to kehna k

    1 Musalman bhai tum ko salam keh raha hai,
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    Aur agar 2 me fail huwa to kehna k

    2 Musalman bhai salam keh rahy hain.."

    Ja jaldi ja.
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    Dost gaya or wapas aa ker bola :

    "Yaar! Poori Ummat e Muslima

    tumhen Salam keh rahi hai".....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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