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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Mushkil Sawal
    Ek Student College me Admission lene gaya..

    Test lene walay ny kaha : Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal puchun ya

    10 Aasan Sawal??


    Student : Ek Mushkil Sawal.

    Teacher : Batao Din pehly Aata hai ya Raat??

    Student : Din.

    Teache5 : Wo Kese??


    Student : Xcuse me, Ye Aap ny Dusra Sawal Pucha hai..

    Hahaha Intelligent Bacha...:-p

    Student Rocks..:-)

    Teacher Shocked..:-0


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bijli
    Teacher : Bijli kahan se aati hai??

    Student : Mere Mamu k Ghar se..

    Teacher : Wo Kese??


    Student : Jab bhi Bijli jati hai to

    Mere Papa kehty hen,

    Saalon ny phir Bijli Band ker di...;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shakal
    Lady Teacher : Me to Bachon ki Shakal dekh ker

    pata laga leti hun k Un k Dimagh me kiya Chal raha hai??



    Student : Miss Phir bhi Aap apna Dopatta sahi nahi ker rain?/...;-0 ;-P


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Train
    Teacher : Copy per Train banao, Me 5 Minute me aati hun.


    10 Minute Baad...


    Teacher Dikhao??


    Student : Aap Late ho gain,

    Train 5 Minute pehly hi Nikal chuki hai....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Failure
    Never say I Failed 99 Times,


    Say I Discovered 99 Ways which

    causes Failure.


    By Thomas Edison..


    Moral : Besharam ho jana but apni

    Ghalti Mat Accept kerna...;-p :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Umar
    Teacher : Tumhary Abbu kitny Saal k hen??


    Bacha : 9 Saal k.


    Teacher : Tumhara Dimagh to Theek hai?

    Wo Kese??


    Bacha : Aray Madam! Jis Din me Peda huwa,

    Usi Din to Wo Abbu bany...

    .
    Kiya Point Mara Hai,

    Bacha Karachi ka Lagta hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Male Or Female
    Teacher : Shoaib Akhter is Male or Female??

    Sardar : Female.

    Teacher : How?


    Sardar : A Commentator said,

    "A beautiful Delivery by Shoaib Akhter"....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Genius Students
    *** SUCCESS POINTS ***


    1- Kabhi Top na kero warna, log tum se jalny lagen gy..


    2- Hamesha Late class me jao, Is tarha sab teachers tumhen yaad rakhen gy..


    3- Rozana College na jao, QK baar baar ek hi jaga jany se

    Izzat kam ho jati hai..


    4- Kabhi Test na do, QK Beizzati k 2 marks se Izzat ki ABSENT achi hai..


    Dedicated to Genius Students...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Brilliant Answers
    BRILLIANT ANSWERS GIVEN BY STUDENT :


    Q1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?

    Ans. His last one.


    Q2- How do u stop acid indigestion?

    Ans. Stop drinkin acid.


    Q3- Where was the declaration of independence signed?

    Ans. At the bottom of the page.


    Q4- What's the main reason for divorce?

    Ans. Marriage...:-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sher
    Master G Pappu se : Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher sunao??

    Pappu :

    "Tota Marta Toti pe,

    Bhooka Marta Roti pe,

    Master G ki 6 hen Betiyan,

    Per

    Pappu Marta Choti pe"....;-)


    Taliyaaann


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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