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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • It’s Easier
    Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

    Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.


  By: Adnan Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA
    Ek sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,
    Ek pani se full aur dosra khali.

    Kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI.


  By: faiz   Send To Mobile
  • I Love You
    Sardar: I Love You ka kya matlab hai?

    Girl: Main Tum se Pyar Karti Hoon.

    Sardar: Aj Kal di Kuriyan da koi haal nai, 1 gal da matlab ki puch liya tu te free ho gai.


  By: faiz   Send To Mobile
  • Cigarette
    Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
    Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

    Sardar: Haan,

    Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Lottery...
    A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
    "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
    After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

    Says

    -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Tili Jalai
    Sardar Ne Machis Li Or Teeli Jalai But Na Jali

    Dosri Jalai Na Jali

    Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul Gai

    Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha Di,

    Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh Leta Hun.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Konsi ungli hay
    Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

    WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?

    Pathan! Nahi pata?

    Sardar! Dastaney ki...


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Maine to ludhiyana
    Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone.
    Sardar: Hello kaun?
    Girl: Main sita.
    Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to Ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Past tense of think
    A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
    Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
    Friend: What did u wrote?
    Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk'


  By: anum   Send To Mobile
  • Parking for 2 Wheeler
    Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
    A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

    Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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