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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar ne 1 party mein
    Sardar ne 1 party mein 8 "Naan" khaye to Sardar ko Qabaz ho gai.

    Sardar bathroom mein ro ro k dua kar raha hai,



    Ya Guru!
    ya Jaan kad ley
    ya Naan kad ley!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Why did Sardar cut
    Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

    Guess why...



    To avoid side effects!!!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • How will you destroy
    How will you destroy a submarine full of Sardars?

    Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Note on Gandhi Jayanti
    Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

    Sardar: Gandhi was a great man but Maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanti.


  By: Nazim Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar got a job
    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

    Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

    Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it right.


  By: Nazim Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Why Manmohan Singh
    A Man to SardarJi: Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?


    Sardarji: Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • 7 saal dono sochte rahe
    Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,

    Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??

    Q?


    Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
    PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji was standing
    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

    His wife asked what you are doing.

    Sardar Ji: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar's Speach to workers
    A Sardar's Speach to his workers in England:

    "Do do, not do not do,
    What my goes?
    Your goes your father's goes."

    In His Sense:

    Karna hai karo, Nahi karna na karo,
    Mera ki janda aye?
    Twada janda aye tay Twaday Piyo da janda aye. :-D


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • BEHAN na hoti
    2 Sardar aur unki
    1 behan bina ticket train me safar kar rahe the.
    TC ne pakar liya aur unki behan ko le gaya.


    Sardar:
    "Ajj BEHAN na hoti to izzat to gai thi.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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