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Tili Jalai



Sardar Ne Machis Li Or Teeli Jalai But Na Jali

Dosri Jalai Na Jali

Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul Gai

Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha Di,

Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh Leta Hun.



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