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  • ek Khush Khabri hai
    Sardar on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.
    Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?
    Sardar: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.
    Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?
    Sardar: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Plain Paper
    One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one.
    Do you know what he did?

    Photo copied the one he had!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • One sardarji professor
    One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

    U know Why?


    Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Buying movie tickets
    Sardar is repeatedly buying movie tickets.

    Finally the ticket seller asks him why?

    Sardar: Some guy standing at the door is tearing my ticket!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Agar neend na aaey to
    1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

    2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar


    hai k banda soo hi jaye.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Bakri Khareedi
    Sardar G Ne Bakri Khareedi or Kamrey Me Charpai K Saath Bandh Di.

    Sardarni: Badbu Ka Kia Hoga.

    Sardar: O koi Gaal Nai Aadi ho jaye gi.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Pathan Se
    Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay doon.


    Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara sussar dey do.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Tu Gulabo hor kon!!!
    Sardar goes 2 Gulabo's home and knocks the door.

    Gulabo: Kon?

    Sardar: Mein!

    Gulabo: Mein kon?

    Sardar: Tu Gulabo hor kon!!!


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar office ka Tulla mar ke ghar aa gaya,
    Sardar office ka Tulla mar ke ghar aa gaya,

    Wahan us ne apni biwi ko apne boss ke saath dekha,

    Woh bhaag ke office wapas aa gaya,

    Aur bola: BAAP RE!

    Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakra jata.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • sardar Goes To Buy A T.v.
    Sardar Goes To Buy A T.v.

    Sardar: Do You Have Colored T.v?

    Shopkeeper: Yes Sir.

    Sardar: Then Give Me T.v In Green Colour.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
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