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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Bill Gates
    Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & Windows problems:

    1. My child learnd MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE.

    2. I find only
    RE-CYCLE BIN but no
    RE-MOTORCYCLE BIN

    3. I see MS OFFICE but i want to use this softwre @ home so i need MS HOME.

    4. Finally, how is dat ur name is GATES but u r selling WINDOWS.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Man sees Sardar-G
    Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices,

    He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing

    Man asks: Sardar-G What r U doing?

    Sardar-G: I’m trying 2 win a noble prize

    Man: How?

    Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r outstanding in their field.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Differentiate WIFE & MOTHER
    Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER"

    SARDAR:
    Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"

    &

    After Marriage
    We Sleep With Our "WIFE"


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar saw a Airtel Tower
    Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
    & Red Light glowing on the top:

    Seeing this he said: India is developing fast,
    See there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Hathora or keel
    Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 Hathora
    or keel chahiye computer k lye.

    Sales man: Magar computer me inka kia kam?
    Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Behen ka dupatta
    Ek Sardar:
    Oye Badmashaa meri paen da dupatta wapis kar de.

    Badmash: Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.

    Sardar: Peeko karani se.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar jee aap ko garmi
    Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
    Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

    Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
    Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Sardar Police Station
    1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
    Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

    "Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .."

    Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
    "I Want To Apply For This Job"


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Story sunao
    Teacher: Story Sunao.

    Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
    1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

    Moral: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Boil ker lena
    Doctor: Bachey ko paani
    dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.




    Sardar: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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