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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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India haar gaya
Friend to sardar: Yaar kal India ke match pe Rs.400 lagaye the, India haar gaya.
Sardar: Main to 800 hara kal.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: 400 raat ko highlights pe lagaye the.
By:
Shikaari
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Let us play doubles
Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time.
They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said -
"Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!"
By:
Nooman
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Blood Group
Sardarji: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: please tell me soon ....
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: Madam, I am positive, but I'm eager to know my blood group.
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Nooman
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Kela kitnain ka hay
Sardar Ji: Kela kitnain ka hay?
Kelay wala: 1 rupay ka ek.
Sardar Ji: Kela 60 paisay ka do gay?
Kelay wala: 60 paisay ka Kelay ka chilka milay ga.
Sardar Ji: Ok! ye lay 40 paysay kela mughay day chilka to rakh.
By:
Master Mind
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CHARACTER of Cow
Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.
Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.
Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?
Cow saler: Sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.:-D
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Master Mind
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