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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Pak Sar Zameen
    Sardar Radio le ker Potty karne gaya.

    Dost: Aaj to mazay se ki ho gi?

    Sardar: Khaak mazay se ki, Radio per Anthem shuru ho gaya,
    to kharay kharay karni pari!


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Batwa tu mere pass hai
    Wife: Sath wala passenger mere girebaan mai jhank raha hai

    Sardar ji: Ha,Ha,Ha,

    Jhankne do bewakoof ko tumhara batwa tu mere pass hai.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Tum to bas apne kam me
    Girlfriend 2 Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.

    Meri to koi parwa hi nahi he tumhe...


    Sardar: Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • He likes cOmbine study
    1 sardar Sheeshey(Mirror) ke samne beth kr study krta tha


    Why?


    Bcoz of 3 reasOns:


    Dobara revision na krnA pare

    Apne ooper nazar rahe

    &

    He likes combine study.


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Snake wali Game kehlte Hain.
    1 Sardar ko Doctor Ne kaha

    Apko Gas Trouble Hai, Subha Subha koi Game khela Karain.

    Ab Sardar Gi Roz Subha Apne Mobile mei Snake wali Game kehlte Hain.


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
    1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per Sogaya.
    1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Ker Raho Ho?
    Train Aayegi Tu Mar Jao Gay!
    Sardar: Kal Mairy Oper Se Jahaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahin Howa,

    Rail Kia Cheez Hay?


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Qatil kisay kehty hain
    Teacher to Sardar Ji: Qatil kisay kehty hain?

    Sardar: Pata Nahi.

    Teacher: Agar tum apny baap ko qatal kardo to Tum kya kehlao gay?

    SardarJi: "Yateem".


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Sab k Sab maroge
    "Ek sardar ko poori raat machor ne boht pareshan kya"

    "Uska dimaag ghooma"

    "Sardar nai zehar p liya aur bola"

    "Ab kato saalo! Sab k Sab maroge"


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sher da puttar
    Sardar told his son: O tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.

    Beta: Papa ji, Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi aulad hai.


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • Meri lottery lagady
    A Sardarji prays daily for 2 hours,
    "Hey Vaheguru meri lottery lagady."


    After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
    & said:

    "Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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