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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Kissing Lion
    A beautiful women was kissing
    A lion inside a cage in a circus

    Ring Master:
    Can any 1 do this.?
    .
    .
    Sardar: Main aata hu
    Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Two Sardars went to pub
    Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

    You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner.

    So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • May Lahore be Capital of Pakistan
    1 sardar Paper de kar aya aur rone laga.
    ke kash Pakistan ka Dar-ul-Hakomat[Capital] Lahore bun jae.

    Friend: Tum aisa kyun chahte ho?

    Sardar: Main paper mein ye likh kar aya ho.


  By: Danish   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Captain
    Pakistani Captain:Hum ne Kargil ki jung K gaddar Major Rohail ka
    "Court Marshall" kr dya hai.


    Sardar Captain: Kis address par Major Rohail
    Ka "Coat Parcel" kya hai?


  By: Butter Scotch   Send To Mobile
  • Letter
    Man: Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
    Muje Letter kyu post kya?


    Sardar: Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
    Ke thi par awaz aaei
    "Plz try Letter"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • soni kuri
    Sardar: aj mei apni clas de sb tu soni kuri phasai

    dost: o kive?

    Sardar: mei kagaz da jahaz bna k udaya o miss de mu te vjaa
    miss ne guse ech puchya k ei kida ay

    te mei odha naam le lita

    phas gye vichari.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • sher da putar
    Sardar to his Son: Oye tu sher da putter hy aur wo sher mei hun.

    Son: papa school me miss b yhe kehti hein k tu
    insan nhe kisi Janwar da putter ein.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Sunday ko Holi
    Ek sardar har sunday Holi khelta tha.

    Ek admi ne puchha " Sardarji aap ye har Sunday ko Holi khelte kyo ho?"

    Sardar: Maine padha hai "Sunday is a Holiday"..


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • TAWEEZ wali chai
    Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?

    Sardar: Mere leye Wo TAWEEZ wali chai lao.

    Air hostess: Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ko blank message aya
    Sardar ko blank message aya us ne usi mobile no ko phone kr k Bola,,


    Oye tumhein maloom hai kay tumharae mobile k ink Khatam Hogaya HAy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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