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1. Tili Jalai  By: Rooman Qamar
   Sardar Ne Machis Li Or Teeli Jalai But Na Jali Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul Gai To...


2. Konsi ungli hay  By: Rooman Qamar
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3. Maine to ludhiyana  By: Rooman Qamar
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4. Plain Paper  By: Rooman Qamar
   One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one. Do you know what he did? Photo copied the o...


5. One sardarji professor  By: faisal
   One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to c...


6. Buying movie tickets  By: Rooman Qamar
   Sardar is repeatedly buying movie tickets. Finally the ticket seller asks him why? Sardar: Some gu...


7. Agar neend na aaey to  By: Rooman Qamar
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8. Bakri Khareedi  By: Decent Kuri
   Sardar G Ne Bakri Khareedi or Kamrey Me Charpai K Saath Bandh Di. Sardarni: Badbu Ka Kia Hoga. Sar...


9. Sardar Pathan Se  By: Decent Kuri
   Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay doon...


10. Tu Gulabo hor kon!!!  By: Decent Kuri
    Sardar goes 2 Gulabo's home and knocks the door. Gulabo: Kon? Sardar: Mein! Gulabo: Mein kon? Sa...


11. Sardar office ka Tulla mar ke ghar aa gaya,  By: Decent Kuri
    Sardar office ka Tulla mar ke ghar aa gaya, Wahan us ne apni biwi ko apne boss ke saath dekha, Woh...


12. sardar Goes To Buy A T.v.  By: Decent Kuri
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13. sub se porana janwar koun sa hai?  By: Decent Kuri
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14. Judge: why r u arrested?  By: Decent Kuri
    Judge: Why r u arrested? Sardar: For shopping early? Judge: Well, that’s not a crime, anyway how e...


15. Sardar watching film....  By: Decent Kuri
    A Sardar was watching a movie "Jurassic Park" in the cinema. The Dinosaurs runs towards the screen,...