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Maine to ludhiyana



Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to Ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.



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