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  • 1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
    1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha:
    Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho?

    Sardar: Main Dekh Raha Hon 1 Cigarette Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Failed in English Paper
    Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .

    1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.
    ( I m not a mango man)


    2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
    ( Colda and Hota is Fruit )


    3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
    ( English comes to me also )


    4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
    ( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . .


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza
    Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhaar ke kandhe par rakh ke ja raha tha...!

    Kisi ne poocha sardar ji kithe ja rahe ho??

    Sardar: Tala khuwaane...


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar PCO shop per gaya
    1 Sardar PCO shop per gaya

    Aur operator ko zordar 2 thappar lagaya

    Guess?

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    Bcz

    Shop per lika tha k number milany se

    pehly 2 lagana mat bholain.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Pool is empty
    Sardar ji as a doctor U should jump 2

    swimimig pool from 100 feet height...

    Hero:I don't know swiming!

    Sardar ji: Oye don't wory pool is empty:->


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Baap k samnay Cigarette
    Ek sardar apny baap k samnay Cigarette pee raha tha:

    2nd Sardar: Oye tu apny baap k samnay cigarette pee raha hai.

    1st Sardar: Aby woh Baap hai koi PETROL PUMP nahi.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Jeep in a jungle..!
    Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle..!

    Tourist:How do U escape if a lion comes now..?

    Sardar:Give the indicator of rite side and turn left


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar talking on cell phone
    1 sardar talking on cell phone ...

    2nd sardar:Kissay baat kar rahy ho?

    1st sardar:BV say..

    2nd sardar: Itnay pyar say?

    1st sardar:Tere jo hai..!!:-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Kutte te essay likhan
    Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda?

    Santa: Ki karda master g,
    jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile


  By: saad   Send To Mobile
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