Sardar Pilot
A Sardar-ji is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane he grabs the radio.
"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" he screams.
Ground control receives his call for help and answers back:
"Don't worry, I'll talk you down, just do as I say.
First, I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"
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