Zohan's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Zohan
Location: U.S.A
Country:
Member Since: 13 Mar 2010
About Zohan:
You! Don''t Mess with Zohan.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Zohan
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Bewafa Woh Khud Thi
Bewafa To Woh Khud Thi,
Par Ilzaam Kisi Aur ko Deti Hai.
Pehle Naam Tha Mera Uske Hothon Par,
Ab Woh Naam Kisi Aur ka Leti Hai.
Kabhi Leti Thi Wada Mujhse Saath Na Chorne Ka,
Ab Yehi Wada Kisi Aur Se Leti Hai.
Category: Bewafa SMS / Shayari
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Girls College ki Building
Girls College ki Building ko Aag Lag Gayi:
College ki Sab Larkian Door khari Hans Rahi Thin K Chalo ab College nahi Aana Paray Ga.
Lekin Ek Khubsorat Larki Ro Rahi Thi.
Sir: Beta! Tum Kyon Ro Rahi Ho?
Larki: Sir Meri Book Main "Zohan" Ki Picture Thi. :-)
Category: Self Praising SMS
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Beauty of Mathematics
Beauty of Mathematics:
Absolutely Amazing!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Dono Kaan Jal Gaye
Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:
Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.
Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
Sardar: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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