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3 Sardar Raste Main



3 Sardar Raste Se Ja Rahe The, Teeno Ne Ek Murga Dekha.

1st Sardar: Ye Murga Hai.

2nd Sardar: Ye Murgi Hai.

3rd Sardar: Ise Pathar Marte Hain
Agar Bhaga To Murga
Or
Agar Bhagi To Murgi. :-)



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