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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
    Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
    Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
    Read Santa Singh, B.A.
    This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
    When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
    Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
    Last Year My Wife Died,
    I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
    Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • D most brilliant Sardar
    D most brilliant Sardar in Exam :
    Problem:
    prove that LHS=RHS

    (2x+9y)= 10x/3y

    Sardar:
    Multiply both sides by "Zero"
    =>0=0
    .'. LHS=RHS


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • College Ki Ladki se Bola
    Sardar: College Ki Ladki se Bola

    I love U!

    Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

    Girl: Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

    Sardar: Pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai. :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar g0es 2 gulab0's h0me
    Sardar g0es 2 gulab0's h0me & kn0cks da d00r
    Gulabo: kon?
    Sardar: main
    Gulabo: main kon?
    Sardar: lay das! Kamli tu galabo hor kon...


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Pehle Baar Mandir
    Ek Sardar Pehle Baar Mandir Jata Hai,

    Aur Aik bari moorti ke Samne Aankhain band kar de Beth Jata Hai,
    Itne main Pandit Wo Moorti uthata Hai,

    Aur Choti Moorti Rakh Deta Hai.

    Sardar Aankhain Kholta hai

    Aur Choti Moorti Dekhta hai to Kehta Hai.

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    ,
    ,

    Oye Chal Bade Noo Bhej. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Deadly IQ Question
    Deadly IQ Question.


    Sardar To 2nd Sardar.
    "Where Is Abu Dabi?"

    2nd Sardar:
    "Jithy Ami Dabi,
    Uthy Hi Abu Dabi" :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hai
    Friend: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hai Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.


    Sardar: Q K Jab Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

    To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k Wapis Kia Tha... :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji To Rikshaw Wala
    Sardarji To Rikshaw Wala:
    Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya...?

    Rikshaw Wala:
    Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon.

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    .
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    Sardarji:
    Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hain. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Get Humsafar From Raja Bazar
    Ek Larki Park Mein Idher Udher Ghom Rahi Thi

    Sardar: Aap kya Talash ker Rahi Hein?

    Lerki: Shermaty Hoye,
    Me Apni zindgi k ley Hum-safer Talash kar rahi hun.

    Sardar: Nahi Mila?

    Lerki: Nahi


    Sardar: Baji Raja Bazar Se pata Keren
    Wahan Se her Cheez mill jati hy. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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