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Dono Kaan Jal Gaye



Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
Sardar: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.



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