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  • Suraj Ya Chand
    Sardar Aasman per dekh raha tha..

    Us ny Dusry Sardar se Poocha:

    Yaar Ye Suraj hai ya Chand??

    ?

    ?

    2nd Sardar : Pata nahi Me is Shehar me naya aya hun..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Larkiyan
    Sardar : Agar me Khajoor k Darakht per Charh jaun to kiya

    Engineering College ki Larkiyan Nazar aaen gi??


    Pathan : Haan, Aur Hath chorr de ga to Medical college ki bhi Nazar aaengi...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ny USA se Apni Maa ko Phone kiya
    Sardar ny USA se Apni Maa ko Phone kiya..


    Sardar : Maa, Menu AIDS ho gai ay..


    Maa : Puttar Tu Wapas na aai, nai to

    kam kharab ho jai,

    Jey Tu Ithy aao gy te,


    1- Teri Gharwali nu Aids ho jai,

    2- Teri Gharwali te Tere nu,

    3- Tere Veer te Nokrani nu,

    4- Nokrani te Tere Bapu nu,

    5- Tere Bapu te Teri Massi nu,

    6- Teri Massi te Tere Khalu nu,

    7- Tere Khalu te Menu,


    8- Te jey Menu ho gai te Sary Pind nu ho jaye..


    Puttar hun Pind nu Tu hi Bachana ay...:-0 :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Thally Nu
    Ek Ship Doob raha tha,,

    Angrez : Yahan se Zameen kitni door hai??


    Sardar G : Ek Kilo Meter.


    Angrez ny Samandar me Jump laga ker poocha :

    Kis Taraf??


    Sardar : Thally Nu, Thally Nu...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Gaddi aur Barat
    Police : Tum ny 30 Bandy kis tarha Maary??


    Sardar : Me Gaddi Tez chala reya c,

    Jaddun Break lai, te brekan fail ho gai,

    Hun ik Pasay 2 bandy te dujay pasay ik Barat ja rai c,

    Hun Tusi daso Me Gaddi kidar maarda??


    Police : 2 Aadmiyon ki Taraf, Thora nuqsan hota.


    Sardar : Me v ehi sochiya, Per Jaddun me ona val Gaddi mori,

    ,
    ,

    O nus k Barat wich warr gaye...:-p :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Medical Entry Test
    A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test:

    He Gave Definations as Follows:


    1- ANTI BODY

    A- Against Every Body.


    2- ARTERY

    A- Study of Fine Arts Painting.


    3- CARDIOLOGY

    A- Advance Study of Playing Cards.


    4- CT Scan

    A- Scanning for Lost Whistle (Cee Tee).


    5- COMA

    A- Punctuation Mark.


    6- BACTERIA

    A- Back Door of Cafeteria...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sorry
    Ek Larki sardar se Takraai aur boli :

    "I am sorry"


    Sardar : I am Diljeet Singh.. Nice to meet u Miss Sorry...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jaga
    Judge : Kiya Aap wo jaga bata sakte hen jahan

    aap ki Bivi k sath Rape hua??


    Sardar ny apni Bivi ki saari uthai,

    underwear neechy kiya aur Bola :

    ETHAY, MY LOARD, ETHAY...;-p ;-0


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Statue
    Ek Sardar Museum gaya..

    Wahan Us se Ek Mujassma Toot gaya.


    Officer : You have Broken a 5000 Years Old Statue.


    Sardar : Thanks God!


    Me Samjhiya Nawan c....;-p :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Jurmana
    Teachr: Jurmana mafi ki applicatn likho.

    Sardar: Jarmana kina ay?

    Techer: 5 rupe.

    Sardar: Ay ly 5 rupe, Aby ny kia c ..5, 10 piche kisy kanjar di minnat ni krni...'''


  By: Arshad Soomro   Send To Mobile
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