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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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Kaan
Judge : Is Sardar K Dono Kaan kaat do..
Sardar : Nahi me Andha ho jaaun ga..
Judge : Kaan katny se Andhy kese ho jaao gy??
Sardar : Chashma Tere Piyo de Kaan te Lawan ga.....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Newton's Law
Teacher : Define Newton's Law?
Sardar : Poora nahi ata, aakhir se yaad hai.
Teacher : Chalo aakhir se suna do../
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Sardar ; And This is Called "Newton's Law"...;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Mood
Sardar to Boss : Sir aaj mera Mood acha nahi hai,
Me aaj office nahi aa sakta.
Boss ; Jab mera Mood off hota hai to me apni Bivi se
Khoob batein kerta hun aur Kiss karta hun jis se
Mera Mood theek ho jata hai, Tum bhi aisa hi kero.
2 Ghanty k baad Sardar to Boss :
Sir mera Mood ab acha hai,
Aap ki Bivi to Waqai Kamaal ki hai...;-p ;-0
By:
Naghma Khan
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Urgent
Sardar : Tum bike itni Taiz Q chala rahy ho??
Pathan : Ye Letter Urgent dena hai..
Sardar ; Kahan??
Pathan ; Abhi Address parhny ka Time nahi hai..
Sardar : OK Go Fast.......:-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Sharab
Ek Jin sharab pene k liye Insan k
Roop me aya.
12 Glass pee gaya.
Sardar : Tenu Chardi nai??
Jin : Me Jin hun..
Sardar : Le Charh gai Kanjar nuu...:-p :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Bacha
Sardar k 12 Bachon me
ek Bacha alag dikhta tha.
Jab uski Bivi marny wali thi to
Sardar ny poocha ; Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai??
Sardarni : Sartaaj! Sirf yehi aap ka hai...;-O
By:
Naghma Khan
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Bewaqoof
Miss : Jo bewaqoof hai wo khara ho jaye.
Sardar khara ho gaya.
Miss : Tum Bewaqoof ho??
Sardar : Nahi Teacher, aap akeli khari thin,
Mujhy acha nahi laga....:-p :-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Ghar
Admi Bike per ja raha tha,
Raasty me chalty huwe Sardar se poocha:
"Sir aapko lift chahiye"??
Sardar : O nai g, skuriya hamara ghar to
Ground Floor per hai...:-p :-D
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Doctor
Pathan : Yaar ye doctor parchi per aisa kiya likhty hen
jo sirf Medical Store wala hi samajh sakta hai.
Sardar : O Likhda Ay,
"Me te lut liya
Tu v lut lay"....:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Sirf Aap k Sath
Sardar to Wife : Aaj faisla ho ker rahy ga,
bataao kis kis k saath soti ho??
Wife : Sirf aap k sath hi soti hun,
baqi sony hi kahan dete hen....:-p :-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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