Gaddi aur Barat
Police : Tum ny 30 Bandy kis tarha Maary??
Sardar : Me Gaddi Tez chala reya c,
Jaddun Break lai, te brekan fail ho gai,
Hun ik Pasay 2 bandy te dujay pasay ik Barat ja rai c,
Hun Tusi daso Me Gaddi kidar maarda??
Police : 2 Aadmiyon ki Taraf, Thora nuqsan hota.
Sardar : Me v ehi sochiya, Per Jaddun me ona val Gaddi mori,
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O nus k Barat wich warr gaye...:-p :-D
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