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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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Bacha
Sardar Doctor se : Doctor Sahab! her saal bacha paida ho
jata hai, kiya kerun??
Doctor : Condom pehan lo.
(1 Saal Baad)
Sardar : Doctor sahab! phir bacha ho gaya.
Doctor : Double pefan lo.
(3 Saal Baad)
Sardar : Doctor sahab! phir bacha ho gaya.
Doctor : Condom Mohally me bhi baant de...:-O:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Movie
Ek Sardar ghar me Movie dekhty huwe zor zor se
chillaya,,,
Oye Khotiya signature na karein,
Oye Pagal diya puttra pans jaen ga, signature na karein,
O Kanjra hajy v soch le,
Nass Ja,,
Us ki Bivi Boli : Kehri movie vekh raey o sardar ji??
Sardar : Apni Shadi di....:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Antenna
Sardar Pandit se : Ye tere sir pe Choti Q hai??
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENNA hai, is se mujhy IDEAS aaty hen.
Sardar : Kamal hai! Mere sir pe Dish Antenna hai,
Phir b kuch nahi aata...:-P
By:
Naghma Khan
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English Winglish
Sardar was asked to Explain in English, "Dukh hamesha saath rehta hai,
Magar Khushi aati jati rehti hai".
Sardar : "My Wife is with me But
My Saali Comes & Goes".....:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Gift
Sardar : Yaar koi Gift dus jo teri Parjai de Dil te
Thaa ker k lagy.
Pathan :
.
.
.
Goli Maar de Saali Nuu!!
Gift da Gift de
Thaa di Thaa....:-o
By:
Naghma Khan
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Mitti
Ek Sardar kaafi din k baad apny Watan gaya aur
Mitti utha ker bola :
Hun Apny Watan di Mitti di Khushbu O Nai Rai.
2nd Sardar : Pa G Tusi Mitti nai
Tatti Chuk lai ae.....;-o
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Security Guard
Sardar ; Yaar meri Bivi paani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kese?
Sardar : Yaar kal me ghar gaya to wo
'
Bath tub me bhi Security Guard k saath bethi thi...:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Teacher To Sardar
Sardar "Dabang" dekh ker aya.
School me Sir : Tumhary saray answer ghalat hen. marks den to kahan?
Sardar : KAMAL KERTY HEN MASTER G, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHY HEN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAR MAAR KER BHI LE SAKTY HEN.
Sir : Badtameez.
Sardar : BADTAMEEZ SE YAAD AYA AAP K PAPA KESE HEN?
Sir : Nikal jao meri class se.
Sardar : CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO WARNA
ANSWER SHEET ME ITNY CHED KAREN GY K CONFUGE HO
JAO GE K MARKS KAHAN DEN AUR ZEERO KAHAN....:-P:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Gadha
Ek Sardar kahin ja raha tha,
Us ny ek deevar per parha,
"Parhny Wala Gadha"
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya,
Us ny mita ker likh diya
"Likhny Wala Gadha"...:-(
By:
Rabia Naz
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Sardar to Lady
Sardar in Fire Brigade
Lady Called : Mere ghar me Aag lag gai hai.
Sardar : Pani dalo.
Lady : Dala magar aag nahi bujhi.
Sardar : Fer asi ki keriye. Asi v te pani e Phenkna ay....:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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