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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Ek din Sardar ny ek Bohat
    Ek din Sardar ny ek Bohat Sundar larki dekhi

    or socha

    Bohat socha

    Kya socha??
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    Kash ye meri Maa hoti

    to me bhi itna Sundar hota...:-0


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aik sardar apney murghy aur murghi ki
    Aik sardar apney murghy aur murghi ki shadi karwaha rha tha
    kisi ney pocha sardar ji ey ki kar rhe ho

    sardar ,murghi ney andy deny band kar dety si
    chlo hun shadi tu bad dirct bachy dey ghi


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar to wife
    Sardar to wife:

    Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga batao kis kis k sath soti ho?

    Wife: Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon,

    baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain..!


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ji goes into a store
    Sardar ji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.

    He asks the salesman, "What is that shiny object?"

    The salesman replies, "That is a Thermos."

    The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"

    The salesman responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

    The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"

    The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.

    His Sardar boss sees him and asks,

    "What is that shiny object with you?"

    He said, "It's a Thermos."

    The boss asks, "What does it do?"

    He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

    The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

    The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a cold drink."


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sales man
    Sales man: Paa ji cockroach k liye powder lelo...

    Sardar: O na g na! Cockroach ko itna free nhn karna,

    aj powder le dita te kal perfume mangay ga.


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sadar Je Khali Plate Main
    Ek Sadar Je Khali Plate Main
    R0ti Dub0 Dub0 Kar Kha Rahay Thay
    Waiter Nay Dekha Tu P0acha
    Ya App Kiya Kar Rahay Hein
    Sardar Main Mathematician Hun
    Main Nay Daal Supp0se Kay Hui Hay.


  By: Hassaan   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ji comes back to his car
    Sardar ji comes back to his car & find a note saying

    "Parking Fine"

    He writes a note and sticks it to a pole

    "Thanks for compliment."


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ji in school
    How do you recognize Sardar ji in school?

    He is the one who erases the notes from the book

    when the teacher erases the board....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • A man to sardar
    A man to sardar: How was ur english paper?

    Sardar: It was fine,

    But I forgot the 2nd form of "think"

    then I thought n thought n thought n finally

    I wrote

    'thunk'...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ji complained to the police
    Sardar ji complained to the police:

    "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."

    Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"

    Sardar ji: "I was watching TV news..."


  By: sobia khan   Send To Mobile
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