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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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Battery
In a Jungle, A LION suddenly bounced on Sardar's wife.
WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!
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SARDAR : Yes Yes. I'm changing the Battery of my Camera.
By:
Naila Soomro
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Shopping
Judge : why r u arrested?
Sardar : for shopping early?
Judge : well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
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Sardar : Before opening the shop.....:-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Under Wear
A Sardar Was Working for the first Time in Garment Shop.
A customer Girl asked : Under Wear Dikhana Plz.
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Sardar Thora Sharma Ker Bola ;
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Ji Aaj Pehnaa Nahi Hai.....:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Qasam
Sardar to Wife : Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga, batao
kis kis k sath soti ho?
Wife : Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon,
baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain....:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Gulab Jaman
Sardar: Meray Jaman K Darakht K Neechay
Gulaab Ka Poda Kio Laga Rahay Ho?
2nd Sardar: Is Liye K
Dono Milkar Hamain
GULAB JAMAN Daingay...:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Shadi
Sardar: Jadon Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,
Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi See K
Dil Karda See Kha Hi Jawan
Friend: Aur Ab?
Sardar: Kha Hee Jaanda Te Changa See...:-(
By:
Maha Abro
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BALLE BALLE
A Sardar Had A Child After 3 Months Of Marriage.
He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k
Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?
Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi
Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K Baad hua ?
Sardar: 3 Month
Wife : Total Kitne Hue ?
Sardar : Oye 9 Months And
Start Dancing BALLE BALLE.....:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Baat
Sardar: kon?
Police : Drwaza kholo kuch baat krni hy.
Sardar : Tusi kiny bnday o?
Police : 3
Sardar : Te tusi apas vich krlo,
Menu zruri tang krna ay..... :-) :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Facility
Ek sardar G ne najoomi se pocha:
"Kiya me aglay janam m gadha bun
sakta hon"?
Najoomi ne jawab diya:
"Mushkil hai q k aik hi
facility baar baar nhi mil
sakti...":-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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MS Office
Sardar Attending an Interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address,
I will go there sir....;-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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