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  • Battery
    In a Jungle, A LION suddenly bounced on Sardar's wife.

    WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!

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    SARDAR : Yes Yes. I'm changing the Battery of my Camera.


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shopping
    Judge : why r u arrested?

    Sardar : for shopping early?

    Judge : well, that's not a crime,

    anyway how early were u shopping?
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    Sardar : Before opening the shop.....:-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Under Wear
    A Sardar Was Working for the first Time in Garment Shop.


    A customer Girl asked : Under Wear Dikhana Plz.

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    Sardar Thora Sharma Ker Bola ;

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    Ji Aaj Pehnaa Nahi Hai.....:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Qasam
    Sardar to Wife : Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga, batao

    kis kis k sath soti ho?

    Wife : Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon,

    baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain....:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Gulab Jaman
    Sardar: Meray Jaman K Darakht K Neechay

    Gulaab Ka Poda Kio Laga Rahay Ho?


    2nd Sardar: Is Liye K

    Dono Milkar Hamain

    GULAB JAMAN Daingay...:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi
    Sardar: Jadon Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

    Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi See K

    Dil Karda See Kha Hi Jawan

    Friend: Aur Ab?

    Sardar: Kha Hee Jaanda Te Changa See...:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • BALLE BALLE
    A Sardar Had A Child After 3 Months Of Marriage.

    He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k

    Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?


    Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi

    Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??

    Sardar: 3 Month

    Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko

    Sardar: 3 Month

    Wife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K Baad hua ?

    Sardar: 3 Month

    Wife : Total Kitne Hue ?

    Sardar : Oye 9 Months And

    Start Dancing BALLE BALLE.....:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Baat
    Sardar: kon?

    Police : Drwaza kholo kuch baat krni hy.

    Sardar : Tusi kiny bnday o?

    Police : 3

    Sardar : Te tusi apas vich krlo,

    Menu zruri tang krna ay..... :-) :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Facility
    Ek sardar G ne najoomi se pocha:

    "Kiya me aglay janam m gadha bun

    sakta hon"?

    Najoomi ne jawab diya:

    "Mushkil hai q k aik hi

    facility baar baar nhi mil

    sakti...":-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • MS Office
    Sardar Attending an Interview in Software Company.

    Manager: Do U know MS Office?

    Sardar: If U give me the address,

    I will go there sir....;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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