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Sardar In Pizza Hut
A Sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There He ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked Him:
"Sir shall I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.?"
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa Yaar,
8 to Nahi Khaye Jaayen gy...:-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Ek Sardar Kapray
Ek Sardar Jab Bhi Kapray Dhony Lagta,
Baarish Ho Jati.
Ek Din Bohat Tez Dhoop Nikli Hui Thi,
Us Ny Kapray Dhony Ka Faisla Kiya.
Wo Surf Leny k liye Dukan Per gaya to
Ek Dam Badal Garajny Lagy.
Wo Dukan se Nikla Aur Uper Dekh Ker Bola:
"Kidhar, Me To Sirf Nimko Leny Aya Hun"..;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ek Sardar MPA
Ek Sardar MPA Banny k Baad
Hospital Ka Dora kerny Gaya.
Wahan 2 Mareezon ko Oxygen Lagi Hui Thi
1 Ko Nahi Lagi Thi.
Sardar: Doctor Sahab, 2 Mareezon ko "CNG" lagi hai
Per 1 ko Q Nahi.?
Doctor Ghusse se Drip Ki Taraf Ishara Ker k Bola:
,
Ye "Petrol" Per Hai...;-p
By:
Asad
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Shoot Your Wife
Judge: Why did u shoot ur Wife
instead of shooting Her Lover?
Sardar: Your Honor,
It’s Easier to Shoot a Woman once,
than Shooting One Man Every Week...;-p
By:
Asad
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