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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Me Ullu Hun
    Teacher Sardar Ko Saza Dete Huwe:
    50 Baar Uthak Bethak Kero Aur Kaho
    Me Ullu Hun.

    Sardar: O Sir G,
    Me 50 Kiya 100 Baar
    Uthak Bethak Ker Lunga,
    Magar Me
    Aap Ko Ullu Kese Keh Sakta Hun..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Where Were You Born
    Interviewer: Where were you born?

    Sardar: Punjab.

    Interviewer: Which part?

    Sardar: What which part?
    whole body was born in Punjab...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Judwa Bachay
    Nurse: Aapke Judwa Bete hue hen.

    Sardar: Ye to hona hi tha,
    Wo program hi aise dekhti thi.
    KBC -2
    Indian Idol -2
    Nach Baliye -2
    Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kesa Laga
    Sardar Ro Raha Tha.

    Dost: Kiya huwa?

    Sardar:
    “Ek Larki ko dekha to aisa laga,
    Dusri Larki ko dekha to vesa laga,
    Per
    Dono ne Thappar Mara to Ek Jesa Laga"..:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar's Wish
    Sardar's Wish:

    "When i die,
    I wanna die like my Grandpa
    who died peacefully in his sleep
    not screaming
    like all the passengers in the
    car he was driving"...;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Nahi Pehni
    A Sardar was Working 1st Time in a Garment Shop.

    A Customer Girl asked:
    "Underwear dikhana plz."

    Sardar Thora Sharma ker:
    "Ji Aaj Nahi Pehni"...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Plastic
    Sardar Ro Raha Tha.

    Kisi Ne Pucha: Q Ro Rahy Ho?

    Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko Plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
    ,
    Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hun..:-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • See You
    Sardar ki wife ne usey office jate waqt kaha
    "See You in the evening!"

    Sardar Ghusse me: "Me bhi Tujhe Dekh lunga Kamini,
    Dhamki kisko deti hai?...;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • A Sardar Died And Went To Heaven
    A Sardar Died And Went To Heaven.
    When he got to the pearly gate,
    Saint Peter told him that new rules
    were in effect due to the advances in education on Earth.

    In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul
    must answer two questions:

    1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

    2. How many seconds are there in a year?

    Sardar thought for a few minutes & answered:

    1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today & Tomorrow.

    2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

    Saint Peter said: "OK, I'll buy the Today & Tomorrow,
    even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.
    But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?

    The Sardar replied: "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.."

    Saint Peter lets him in without another word..:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Opposite
    Interviwer: Tel me the Opposite of GOOD?
    Sardar: Bad

    Int: COME
    Sardar: Go

    Int: UGLY
    Sardar: Pichhli

    Int: U r wrong
    Sardar: I'm right

    Int: Shut up!
    Sardar: Keep Talking

    Int: Get out
    Sardar: Come in

    Int: O my God!
    Sardar: O my Devil!

    Int: U r Rejected
    Sardar: I'm selected BALLE BALLE..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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