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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Qusoor
    Ek Sardar Ji Sharab se Tang aa gaye aur Khali Bottles Torny lagy..

    Ek Bottle Tori "Teri Waja se Meri Nokri gai"

    Dusri Bottle Tori "Teri Waja se Mera Ghar Tabah hua"

    Teesri Bottle Tori " Teri Waja se Meri Bivi Chor k chali gai"

    Magar Jab

    4th Bottle Uthai to Wo Bhari hui thi,

    Sardar Ji ny Roty huwe Usay Wapas rakh diya,
    "Tu Side te ho ja, Tera Koi Qusoor Nahi"...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bhool
    Sardar Chars Peety huwe Apni Bivi se : Tum Kon ho??

    Bivi : Pagal ho gaye ho Sardar Ji, Apni Bivi ko bhool gaye??

    Sardar : Oye, Nasha Her Gham Bhula Deta hai Baji....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor Ki Hidayat
    Dost : Sardar Ji, Aap Aankhen Band ker k Cigarette Q Pi rahy ho??

    ?

    Sardar : Yaar, Doctor ny kaha hai k

    Tum ny Cigarette ko Dekhna tak nahi hai..:-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bholi
    Sardar ki bivi Maikay ja rahi thi..

    Sardar Packing kerty huwe sochta hai:

    "Kitni Bholi Hai,

    Me Sath nahi ja raha,

    Phir bhi,

    ,
    ,

    "Condom" Sath le ker ja rahi hai"....;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Fire Brigade
    Sardar Ji ko Fire Brigade me Job mil gai..

    Dusray hi Din Ek Larki ny Call ki :

    "Hello, Mere Ghar per Aag lag gai hai">


    Sardar : Aap ny Paani Dala?

    Larki : Haan, Magar Aag nahi Bujhi.

    .

    Sardar : Phir hum ny aa ker Kon sa Pepsi Dalni hai?

    Hum bhi to Paani hi Daalen gy...:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Chuha
    Sardar Ki Roti per se "Chuha" Guzar gaya..

    Sardar : BayBay, Me ny Roti nai khani.

    Maa : Kha le Puttar, Chuhy ny kon sa Jooty pehny huwe thy.

    .

    Sardar : Wah BayBay, Ye to Me ny Socha ee nai, Jaldi Salan la..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Faisla
    Court me Faisla huwa k 90% Sardar Bewaqoof hoty hen..

    Is per Sardaron ny kafi Ghussa Huwe,

    Phir Faisla huwa k 10% Sardar Bewaqoof nahi hoty.

    Tab ja ker Sardar Thandy huwe...;-p :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Nurse
    Pathan to Sardar : O Khocha! Tumhara Bivi aur Tum Ek hi Hospital me Job kerty ho kiya??


    Sardar : Ji Khan Sahab! hum Hospital me Doctor hun,

    Aur Hamara Bivi Nurse hai.


    Pathan : To Tum Apni Bivi ko kiya keh ker Bulaty ho??


    Sardar : Bas Khan Sahab, Kiya Bataun,

    Apni hi Bivi ko Hospital me SISTER kehna Parta Hai...;-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar k 2 Bachy Ek Sath Huwy
    Sardar k 2 Bachy Ek sath huwy,
    Un k Name rahy,
    Tara & Sitara.

    Phir 2 huwy,
    Name rakhy,
    Peter & Repeater.

    Phir 2 huwy,
    Name rakhy,
    Max & Climax.

    Is Baar Phir 2 huwy,
    Sardar Ghussa ho gaya,

    Aur Un k Name rakhy,

    STOP & FULLSTOP...;-p :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Divide
    Sardar & His Wife went 4 Divorce..

    .

    Judge : You have 3 Kids. How will U divide them??

    .

    Sardar discussed with Sardarni & said :

    OK Sir Ji,

    We will Come Next Year...;-p :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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