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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar ny Nai Car li
    Sardar ny Nai Car li Aur

    Derwazay Per Likhwa Diya:

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    "Derwaza Bahar ki Taraf Kholen. Shukriya"..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • English Winglish
    Ek Sardar ko America me Police ny Rok liya aur
    Investigation ki,

    Sardar ko English nahi ati thi to Us ny "Leave Application" suna di.

    Police ny Pagal samajh ker Chorr diya.

    Sardarni: Sardar Ji, Tusi Great ho.

    Sardar Josh me: Aye te Kujh nai,
    Hally te me "Thirsty Crow" nai Sunai...;-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • No More
    London ki Ek Bus me Larkiyan Sawarho rahi thin..
    Jab Bus Bhar gai to Ek Sardar ji bhi Sawar hony lagy,

    Conductor ny Sardar se kaha:
    No More, No More.


    Sardar Ghusse se:
    ,
    Saaly, Morniyan to sari Charha lin,
    Hun Mor Aya te
    Mout Pe Gai Aye..;-p:D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Suraj
    1st Sardar:
    Yaar Suraj Raat nu Q Nai Nikalda?

    2nd Sardar:
    Ki pata pa g?
    Ho sakda ay Nikalda hovay,
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    Enny Nighty wich kera pata Chalda aye..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • City Scan
    Sardarni: Doctor, Kai Dino se mere sar
    Me bahut Dard ho raha hai..

    Doctor: City Scan karna hoga.

    Sardarni: Sirf Meri Bimari ke liye
    purey City ka Scan kis liye Doctor?..;-0


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sugar Free
    Sardar ny Medical Store Waly se Dawaai li aur
    Store Waly se Kaha: Cheeni Bhi Do.

    Store Wala: Cheeni Yahan Nahi milti.

    Sardar: Me Pagal Nahi Hun,
    Me Parha Likha Sardar Hun,
    Dawaai per Likha huwa hai
    SUGAR FREE
    Tumhara to Baap Bhi De Ga...:-P;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Cinema Hall
    Ek Burhya Cinema Hall me Cold drink ki Bottle le ker bethi thi,
    Kabhi 15 minute me Mun lagati kabhi 20 minute me,
    Paas Bethy Sardar ko Ghussa Aa gaya,
    Us ny Burhya se Bottle Chhini aur

    Ek hi Ghoont me Pi ker Bola:
    "Aise Peety Hen"

    Burhya Boli:
    "Per Beta,
    Me to PAAN Thook Rahi Thi"...;-0;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khan Ki Bivi
    Sardar: O Khan, Teri Bivi Tere Dost k Sath Park me Milny Gai Hai.

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    Khan Gusse me Park Gaya Phir Wapas aa ker Bola:

    Hum ko Pagal Banata Hai,
    Wo Hamara Dost Nahi
    Koi Aur Hai...:-):-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Real Tension
    Real Tension..

    Sardar G and his Wife went for Divorce at Court.

    Judge: U have 3 kids,,
    How will u divide them??

    Sardar had Long Discussion with Sardarni and said:
    "OK, Sir ji We will come next year with 1 more"

    Joke does not End here,,

    9 Months Later,,

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    They Got Twins..:-D:-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Izzat
    Sardar: Yaar Tu ny School ana Q chor diya?

    Punjabi: Yaar Mere Papa kehty hen k Ek hi Jaga Baar Baar Jany se
    Izzat Kam ho jati hai...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
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