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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Shadi
    Sardarni: Kurri jawan ho gai A,

    koi changa jeya munda wekho 26 saal da howay.

    Sardar: jay 26 saal da na milay te

    13,13 de 2 le awan?....:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sar dard
    Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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    Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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    Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai, kahen pait mai na chali jaye...:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Memory Card
    Sardar Ji : Mobile me kuch songs load kerwany hen.


    Shopkeeper : Memory Card hai..??


    Sardar Ji : Shanakhti Card hai, Memory Card to

    abhi nahi banwaya...:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar g
    Sardar: Parson meri bivi koae main gir gae, bechari ko bohut chout lagi, bhout cheekh rahi thi..

    Dost: Ab kesi hai?

    Sardar: Ab theek hai kal se koae se awaz nahi aee.. :-D


  By: Jam Talha   Send To Mobile
  • SATHI
    Sardarni:

    Sardar ji! Raat bara maza ayaa c

    Lagdaa aey Tusi Raati "SATHI" Charaya c?
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    Sardar Ghabra kar:

    Nai nai

    Haramdiye.

    Main aap e c :-


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mirror
    Doctor : Sardar ji! accident kesay hua apka..?

    Sardar : O Yaar! me mirror takkan laga si.

    Doctor : To kiya aagay gaari aagai..?

    Sardar : Nahi Oye! Aggay mirror e nai si...:-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarni
    Sardarni : 20 Saal tak meri Oalaad nahi hui..


    2nd Sardarni :

    Te fir tu ki kita..?


    1st :

    Fer me 21 saal di hui te Abbay ny mera

    Viyah ker dita

    Fer te

    Kakay te kaka

    Kakay te kaka...:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Saanp bhi mar jaye or
    Sardar : Batao aisa kiya keren k

    Saanp bhi mar jaye or

    Lathi bhi na tooty?

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    Pathan :
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    Jooty se Maar do.....:-[


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj pata nahi kis Manhoos Shakhs ki
    Sadar : Aaj pata nahi kis Manhoos Shakhs ki shakal

    dekhi hai, Din bohat bura guzra.
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    Darwaza khola, kundi haath me aa gai,
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    Nalka khola, Tonti hath me aa gai,


    Suit Case uthaya, Handle haath me aa gaya,
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    Ab Darr raha hun k,

    PESHAAB kerun ya nahi....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 1 baat note ki hai
    Sardar : Hum ny pichlay 20 salon me

    1 baat note ki hai.

    Dost : Wo kiya?

    Sardar : Jab bhi Ramazan khatam hota hai,

    To Eid zarur aata hai...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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