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Fire Brigade



Sardar Ji ko Fire Brigade me Job mil gai..

Dusray hi Din Ek Larki ny Call ki :

"Hello, Mere Ghar per Aag lag gai hai">


Sardar : Aap ny Paani Dala?

Larki : Haan, Magar Aag nahi Bujhi.

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Sardar : Phir hum ny aa ker Kon sa Pepsi Dalni hai?

Hum bhi to Paani hi Daalen gy...:-)



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