Qusoor
Ek Sardar Ji Sharab se Tang aa gaye aur Khali Bottles Torny lagy..
Ek Bottle Tori "Teri Waja se Meri Nokri gai"
Dusri Bottle Tori "Teri Waja se Mera Ghar Tabah hua"
Teesri Bottle Tori " Teri Waja se Meri Bivi Chor k chali gai"
Magar Jab
4th Bottle Uthai to Wo Bhari hui thi,
Sardar Ji ny Roty huwe Usay Wapas rakh diya,
"Tu Side te ho ja, Tera Koi Qusoor Nahi"...:-)
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