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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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Fracture
Sardar to Doctor: Puray Jism me
kahin bhi Ungli Lagao to bohat Dard hota hai.
Doctor suggested Full Body X-ray
when he checked,
X-ray found Fracture in
"Ungli"...;-p
Hahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Banana
Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor: For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor: What will we get if 1 Atom of BA
& 2 Atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA..;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Sardar Cold Drinks ki Dukan per
Ek Sardar Cold Drinks ki Dukan pe gaya or dukandar se bola:
Ek Pepsi Ki Bottle Kholo Bhai
Dukandar ne khol di
Phir Kaha Ek 7-up Bhi Kholo
Dukandar ni khol di
Phir kaha Ek Sprite Bottle bhi kholo
Dukandar ne khol di
Phir kaha Ek Mountain Dew Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ghussy se Bola: Tu Konsi piye ga Kameny?
Sardar: Bhai peeni To koi nahi bas Mujhy
in Botlon ki "Thuss Thuss" Bohat Pasand hai..;-p
Hahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Sardar Ka Bhai
Sardar ka Bhai USA se aya aur aty hi Bola:
"Bhai Meri BV kahan hai?"
Sardar wo to mar gai.
Bhai: Salay Tu ne Mujhy Bataya Q nahi?
Sardar: Socha Surprise donga..;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Ajj Oh Nai Aya
Sardar Ek Mahinay K Liye Tour Pe Ja Raha Tha
Jaty Hue Chotey Bhai Se Kaha:
"Ghar Da Khyal Rakhin,
Tey Koi Naween Gal Howey Te Mennu Dasin."
28 Din Baad, Chotey Bhai Ne SMS Bheja:
"Paa Jee Ik Munda Roz Raat Noon Ghar
Aa K Paabi Ji De Naal Sonda C
Tey Sawery Chala Janda C,
,
Ajj 0h Nai Aya."...;-p
Sardar Shocked..:-(
By:
Maha Abro
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Ghalti
Sardar ko bar bar I love you ka msg araha tha
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai?
Aaj tu boht I love you ke msgs arahe hain !
Sardar: O jee Aaj me Ghalti se BIWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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New Mozay
1 Sardar k Mozay Se itni badbu Aati K Jahan
jata Log Bhag jate.
Uski Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or
kaha k Mere Bhai ki Shadi hy
New mozay pehan kr ana.
Sardar jab Gaya to Log bhag Gye.
Bivi (Ghuse se): New Mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?
Sardar Mujhe pzta Tha K
Tu Yaqin Nahi kregi
is Liye
Purane sath Laya hun..;-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Married
Police: Are you Married
Sardar: Yes, with a woman
Police Hansty Huwe: Of course! Kiya Koi Admi se Bhi Shadi Kerta hai.
Sardar: O Haan Ji,
Meri Behan ny Admi se Shadi Ki Hai...;-p
Hahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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