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• Santa to Bill Gates
  Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!
  
  Gates: Why?
  
  Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.


  Category: Santa Banta Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Koi acha sa kapda
  Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
  
  Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
  
  
  Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!


  Category: Santa Banta Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal
  Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
  
  Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
  
  Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
  
  Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!


  Category: Santa Banta Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Ek murgi aur uske teen bache
  Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
  
  Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
  
  Paanch kaise?
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  Socho Socho …
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  Kaise Hua?
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  Aur Jara Socho
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  Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.


  Category: Cool Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Opposite of Dominoes
  What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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  Domi does not know!


  Category: Double Meaning SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Good Time
  Good Time
  Bad Time
  Day Time
  Work Time
  Off Time
  Night Time
  Happy Time
  Sad Time
  Sleep Time
  KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.


  Category: Send Me SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Why don’t dogs marry?
  Why don’t dogs marry?
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  Bcoz… Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain.


  Category: Happy Marriage SMS   Send To Mobile  

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