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Was a Missed Call
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.

1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!

Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

By: Jesicka Send To Mobile

No one Comes Out
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

By: Irfan Send To Mobile

Cook Something Else
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

By: Ariese Ansari Send To Mobile

Waiting at Bus Stop
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.

When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more.

By: Jesicka Send To Mobile

Ghar bhi Dekh liya
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

By: Ariese Ansari Send To Mobile

Really Sorry!
Jeeto: yelled at Santa! U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!

Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

By: Jesicka Send To Mobile

Santa standing on
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

By: Jesicka Send To Mobile