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1. Tu kahan baithega  By: wahabi
   Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle: Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa shouted: Oye ...


2. Virgin Wife  By: Guru Don
   Santu was curious, he asked his friend Bantu: "Was your wife a virgin when you married her? Puzzled...


3. Mein bhi yehi  By: Rooman Qamar
   Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Banta Singh: Arrey...


4. Sand wich kyoon?  By: Guru Don
   A girl selling sandwiches on the beach, asks a Santa : 'Santaji SANDWICH LO GE?' Santa replied: 'Sa...


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   Santa Singh was talking to his friend Banta about his love life. 'So, Santa, how's it going with th...


6. South Indians are black?  By: Lovebirds
   Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black? Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, ...


7. MOSQUITO and a FLY  By: Lovebirds
   Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO...


8. An astronomer was watching  By: Decent Kuri
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9. Santa at medical college  By: Jehan Zeb
   Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers: Antibody: ...


10. Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya  By: Munna Bhai
    Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? San...


11. Sunday & I wanna njoy  By: Munna Bhai
    Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you ...


12. Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho  By: Nooman
    Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya ...


13. I Luv U kehta hai  By: Nooman
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14. Film main Chudail  By: Nooman
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15. Nasha har gam ko  By: asin
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