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1. Santa ke ghar Ladki  By: wahabi
   Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine ...


2. USA Ghum Aaun  By: Abbasi the Great
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3. Tu kahan baithega  By: wahabi
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4. Virgin Wife  By: Guru Don
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5. Mein bhi yehi  By: Rooman Qamar
   Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Banta Singh: Arrey...


6. Sand wich kyoon?  By: Guru Don
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8. South Indians are black?  By: Lovebirds
   Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black? Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, ...


9. MOSQUITO and a FLY  By: Lovebirds
   Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO...


10. An astronomer was watching  By: Decent Kuri
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11. Santa at medical college  By: Jehan Zeb
    Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers: Antibody: ...


12. Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya  By: Munna Bhai
    Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? San...


13. Sunday & I wanna njoy  By: Munna Bhai
    Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you ...


14. Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho  By: Nooman
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