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1. Same Reasons  By: wahabi
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2. Murgi ya Aanda  By: wahabi
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3. Tum bade ho kr  By: Jasper
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4. Police or Ambulance  By: Ariese Ansari
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5. Safe Sex  By: wahabi
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6. Police kyu Pakda?  By: Dapper
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7. Drink Carrot Juice  By: Jasper
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8. Email to William Shakespeare  By: Humbugg TheGreat
   Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare. Banta: William Shakespeare Is Dead, Stupid...


9. Stealing A Purse  By: Rehan
   Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse Theif: There Is 1000 Rs In The Purse. We Can Take 50-50 Santa: ...


10. Office Me Sher  By: Sumbul
    Santa: Tu To Office Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta Hai, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta: Hota To Sher Hi H...


11. Have You Seen My?  By: Rehan
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12. Pyar se Rita kehty hain  By: Irfan
    Daaku: Tera Nam? Lady: Rita Daaku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He, Ja Tuje Maf Kiya. Or Tera? Santa: S...


13. Medicine Not Available  By: Jasper
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14. Lost Cheque Book  By: Fuzail
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15. Diamond Ring  By: Dapper
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